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We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).
The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

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The more times I see a waffle taco the more I’m sure I don’t want one

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We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).

The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

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The more times I see a waffle taco the more I’m sure I don’t want one

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dr-yourguardianangel:

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dr-yourguardianangel:

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10 Starbucks Secret Menu Items

12 Reasons Fake Nails Are The Absolute Worst

14 Simple Things That Make Your House So Much More Awesome

Top 10 Beauty Life Hacks

The Best Foods You Can Make In Your Microwave

10 Amazing Nutella Food Inspirations

9 Pies Dean Winchester Would Love

11 Mouth Watering Foods You’ll Crave

13 Different Ways To Eat Pancakes Around The World

15 Secret Recipes to Popular Food Favorites

13 Suprisingly Fun Ways To Eat Cereal

11 Food Art Photos That Makes All Other Food Look Boring

12 Strangely Satisfying Photos Of Things Inside This Man’s Beard

13 Amazing Photos Of Things Cut In Half

11 Celebrities That Might Be Time Travelers

14 Celebrities That Look Like Mattresses

The 15 Most Unbelievably Colorful Places in the World

15 Awesome Uses for LEGOs You’d Never Think Of

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whoreisawhoreisawinchester:

bubblyskootch:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fandomsandfeminism:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

This is why I laugh my ass of whenever dudes talk about how men are “objectified” by the media too. Because 9 times out of 10, what men think is “women objectifying men” are characters like Gaston.

And Gaston is NOT a woman-driven fantasy. Gaston is a male wish fulfillment fantasy. Gaston is not what women want, he is what men want to be. He is hyper-masculinity to an extreme degree, dripping with sexism and testosterone. The fact that men think that Gaston is what women want says an awful lot about those men. 

While I don’t want to generalize, female fans tend to prefer a very different kind of male hero. We like the Rogers, the Milos, the Hercules. Genuinely kind, often awkward men who are sometimes vulnerable and respectful to women. 

Yes, this is a generalization. I own up to that. But I think it’s important to remember that there is often VERY big difference between what MEN want to be and what women WANT in our media. 

Reblogging this again because fucking this. And hell, even the muscley dudes (see: Khal Drogo, Hercules, Thor, Captain America) are loved, not because they are muscley, but because they are sweet and loving and adorable. We love Thor because his mispronounces “Hubble” as “Hooble,” not because of what he can do with a hammer.

though the hammer doesnt hurt ;)

When I think I about it Roger is the kind of guy I wanted to be when I grew up. I’d like to think i succeeded on some level.

geekymerch

geekymerch:

A box filled to the brim with geeky goodies delivered right to your doorstep, that’s the dream right?

Well that is the exact service that Loot Crate provides! Each month, subscribers to the service receive a mystery box filled with things like t-shirts, action figures, books, comics and other awesome bits of memorabilia all carefully curated around a certain theme.

April’s theme is DRAGONS! With items from Game of Thrones, an exclusive Elder Scrolls collectable and much more!

Each box costs under $20 when shipping to the use and around £18 when shipped to the UK and the value of the items exceeds $40 every time. Plus, there’s usually a discount code knocking around the website too! The current code is Aprilloot.

If you want to sign up and get involved in the geekery, click here!

Gah! I was so excited to start lootcrate when I got back to work but can’t until my union dues stop being taken from my checks in June. Sadness