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Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.

For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright

Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.

And yes, she is always this cute.

Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.

The only post I routinely reblog

Sometimes I wonder if there’s something really wrong with me. Not like mentally but physically or chemically that makes me have no real desire for sex or to be in a relationship. My bodys cray cray.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. My account was brought into the negative because of the way a payment was made. Basically sent it back to my account and then took it out anyway. After I had made another payment. So now I have to ask for help with getting to work for the rest of the next two weeks.

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cracked:

We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).
The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

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The more times I see a waffle taco the more I’m sure I don’t want one

cracked:

We sent one lucky researcher to find out which is the least of three evils: the stalwart (McDonald’s Egg White Delight McMuffin), the faux elite (Starbucks Bacon and Gouda Sandwich), or the crazy-eyed, shit-stained new kid (Taco Bell Sausage Waffle Taco).

The 3 Most Disgusting Breakfasts in America

Upon opening the Waffle Taco box, I immediately assumed it was a practical joke crafted in a rainy alleyway. It literally looks like a monster that wants to eat you instead of the other way around. Do you see it? The waffle is the lips, the sausage is the tongue, the eggs and cheese are the tartar-stained teeth (or some alien form of neuro-toxic vomit). In any case, say “AHHHHHHH!”

Read More

The more times I see a waffle taco the more I’m sure I don’t want one